Funny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!
Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...
I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.
I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.
My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.” That was not a good sign...
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