Funny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!
Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease
Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
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