Funny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.