Funny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?

My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...