Funny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.
I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.
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