Great Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...
Puns make numb. Math puns make me number.
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.
Shout out to old people. Otherwise they can't hear you.
Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.
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