Great Dad Jokes

I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.
As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.
Why do nurses carry around red crayons? In case they have to draw blood!
Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel
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