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6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...
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