Great Dad Jokes

I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change!"
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.
As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.
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