Great Dad Jokes

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.
Why do nurses carry around red crayons? In case they have to draw blood!
Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 40 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.
Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...
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