Great Dad Jokes

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.
I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!
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