Great Dad Jokes

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets. The cops arrested him for attempted murder.
Seven has "even" in it. That's odd...
A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me old, and handed me his iPhone. Well, the spider is dead, but his phone screen is cracked now!
A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46. The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”
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