Great Dad Jokes

6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.
To the thief who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.
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