Great Dad Jokes

6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
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