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I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change!"
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.
As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.
Why do nurses carry around red crayons? In case they have to draw blood!
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
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