Great Dad Jokes

They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most only grow 4.
My wife left me because of my obsession with astrology. I guess I should have seen the signs.
Windmills really don't like country music. They're huge metal fans!
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint. He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
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