Great Dad Jokes

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
I thought I spotted a leopard once, but it turns out they’re born like that.
Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.
I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.
I buy my guns from a T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer
My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. Now I'll never hear the end of it.
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself... "This takes me back"
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