Great Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
The line for beer at this party is terrible, but the punchline is even worse!
I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
I'm a scientist studying the effects of THC on shorebirds and I'm very thorough. I'll leave no tern unstoned.
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