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I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer. W.H.O Let the dogs out!
What do you call an Instagram celebrity who gets Coronavirus? An influenzer, but only if they go viral...
A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!
Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.
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