Great Dad Jokes

6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Does anybody know if you can donate a skin graft from your butt to someone who isn't a relative? Arse skin for a friend.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can't part with it.
Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day.
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
Prison is more than just a word. It's a sentence.
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