Great Dad Jokes

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.
I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.
Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease
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