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Seven has "even" in it. That's odd...
When lego stores open back up it will be insane. People will be lined up for blocks.
Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy. I just don't see it.
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