Great Dad Jokes

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
I’m so upset! Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
If your house doesn't have numbers on it, that's something you need to address.
Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.
Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire, but Quasimodo has a hunch...
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