Great Dad Jokes

Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.

Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy. I just don't see it.

My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets. The cops arrested him for attempted murder.

Seven has "even" in it. That's odd...