Great Dad Jokes

How do you cut an ocean in two? With a see-saw!

What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time? Toot-in-common!

What did Delaware? Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.

What do you call a misbehaving spaceship pilot? An Astro-naughty!

A man called his twin brother from prison. He says, “hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”

When lego stores open back up it will be insane. People will be lined up for blocks.