Great Dad Jokes

My wife and I had a long argument about which letter of the alphabet is the most important. I think I won.

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel

I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!

What genre are national anthems? Country

Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

Just got the perfect tool for making a good Indian flat bread. It's a naan stick pan.