Great Dad Jokes

I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.

What do you call an Instagram celebrity who gets Coronavirus? An influenzer, but only if they go viral...

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.

A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!

If you spend a lot of time around someone who tells corny jokes, you’re at risk of getting the groana-virus. Since there’s no vaccine, doctors say laughter is the best medicine.

No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It's because they are ice-o-lated.

By now every country has Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat!