Great Dad Jokes

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Darth Vader's suit wasn't free. It cost him an arm and a leg!

How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? Through the dumbbell door.

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizziscian

Don't be worried about your smart phone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!

How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.