Great Dad Jokes

How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!

Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!

Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.

I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.

I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.