Great Dad Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.

My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. The next diaper change could spell disaster.

Puns make numb. Math puns make me number.

Did you hear about the guy who was late to the cannibal party? He got the cold shoulder.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

What do you call a can opener that's broken? A can't opener.