Great Dad Jokes

Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

My wife didn’t think I would give our daughter a silly name, but I called her Bluff.

Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding. Then I saw her face...

Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.

I once met a drunk ventriloquist who I think wanted to hook up with me, but I wasn't sure if it was her or the beer talking.

To the thief who stole all my cans of red bull, I don't know how you can sleep at night.