Great Dad Jokes

I buy my guns from a T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer

My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. Now I'll never hear the end of it.

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself... "This takes me back"

The English language would be horrible without conjunctions. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Before my surgery my anesthesiologist asked me if I'd prefer to go with gas, or to get hit in the head with a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

I recently joined a nudist colony. The first week was the hardest.

If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, What is H2O4? Drinking