Great Dad Jokes

Why do NBA referees check their voicemail after every quarter? Because they missed so many calls!

Why is being a dwarf not all that it is cracked up to be? Because 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.

I thought I spotted a leopard once, but it turns out they’re born like that.

Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.

I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.