Great Dad Jokes

Doctor: We had to remove your colon. me why?

Spongebob may be the main character, but Patrick is the real star!

Did you hear about the inmate with a stutter who died in prison? He was never able to finish his sentence.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

Why is Ireland the best country to invest in? The capital is always Dublin!

I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

I just got back from China; I feel pretty disoriented.