Great Dad Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!

I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint. He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...

Which knight is the protector of foods? Sir anwrap

What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters