Great Dad Jokes

What happens when you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki

My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.

Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most only grow 4.

Why didn’t the skeleton go on the adventure? He didn’t have the guts.

My wife left me because of my obsession with astrology. I guess I should have seen the signs.

People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree. I was circumcised when I was born and couldn’t walk for nearly a year.

Windmills really don't like country music. They're huge metal fans!