Great Dad Jokes

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia! Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects The Spanish Ink Precision.

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back.

My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body. I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!” The lawyer said, "you don't have much of a case."

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

There's someone in town that is going from store to store shoplifting clothes in order of size. Police believe they're still at large.