Great Dad Jokes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.

A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

I went swimming with the dolphins yesterday and had an amazing time with them. We just clicked.

My wife was pretty upset when she found out my nickname in college was “The Love Machine”. I was just really bad at tennis.

I've developed a phobia of negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.