Great Dad Jokes

I'm in a bad mood today. Why? because my neighbor attacked me with milk yogurt and cheese. Really? Yes I know how dairy!?

Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek. It's 90108...for our lives to be over!

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought, I put a dollar in. It's currently half empty.

Velcro is such a rip-off...

I’m so upset! Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?

Our puns are not juvenile. They are fully groan.

Did you hear about the two mummies who farted at the same time? They had a toot in common.