Great Dad Jokes

A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export. Also, import.

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...

I dared to ask my wife why she’s buying a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake...

I suspect that someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...

Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often? He loves Tibet.

Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and finally moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace? He was in-de-pendant.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.