Great Dad Jokes

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.

Where do we store all our dad jokes? In the dadabase!

It's hard to believe national pancake day already passed yesterday. It really crêped up on us this year didn't it?!

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

I’m well-prepared for a cashless society. Having kids already has me there.

A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export. Also, import.

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...