Great Dad Jokes

My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.

As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.

Why do nurses carry around red crayons? In case they have to draw blood!

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.