Great Dad Jokes

Where is Yoda's favorite seat on an airplane? Next to a Windu.

I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never got the chants.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel in his hat. The bartender says "Hey pirate, what's with the paper towel?" The pirate replied "Arr, I got a bounty on me head!"

The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks. It's considered to be a personal fowl.

Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.

Does anybody know if you can donate a skin graft from your butt to someone who isn't a relative? Arse skin for a friend.

A mime was arrested after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm. He still has the right to remain silent.