Great Dad Jokes

Why do riot police go to work early? To beat the crowd!

I was just at a plastic surgery addict anonymous meeting. I was disappointed to see a lot of new faces.

What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it? Envelope

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people in Abu Dhabi do!

I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

Nobody liked my close-up shots of different kinds of wheat. The photos were too grainy.

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!