Great Dad Jokes

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my first pair of glasses. Life before that was a blur.

I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

There is a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world. They'll be so disappointed when they get to the season finale and it's not a cliff-hanger.

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic, but so far I've made 2 vases and a jug and they turned out great!

I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it. Now she's independent.

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran