Great Dad Jokes

Converting the numbers 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad... It makes me LIVID!

I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday, but don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.

I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888. That way when people ask for it, I tell them 12345678.

What does a house wear to a party? Address

My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable your averages are. The Ns justify the means.