Great Dad Jokes

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

I went to the store the other day to by some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

Today I learned that author Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

I've watched all 153 seasons of House Hunters and I still haven't seen them shoot a single house!

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making “Friends” references. No one told me life was gonna be this way.

You've never tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing!