Great Dad Jokes

My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young for hare loss.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? Os-moses.

My wife complains a lot about being pregnant, but hey, it's one way to make a living.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm. I'm the new CIEIO.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

Why is it a bad idea to share your secrets with a clock? Time will tell.