Great Dad Jokes

I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.

I’m sick and tired of my wife constantly complaining about me sitting around doing nothing. I’m not going to stand for it.

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified.

I'm thinking about going to medical school to become a private investigator. I've always wanted to be a gynecologist.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

Iron Man without his suit is Stark naked.