Great Dad Jokes

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified.

I'm thinking about going to medical school to become a private investigator. I've always wanted to be a gynecologist.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

Iron Man without his suit is Stark naked.

I hate terrible massages. They just rub me the wrong way.

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up in the next movie. They are alloys.