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#280
The sitcom about airplanes never took off, because the pilot was terrible.
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17
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2
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4
#281
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn". Stupid firemen...
Funny
22
Great
5
Corny
2
Groan!
5
#283
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row. He exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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10
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1
Corny
1
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6
#284
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday, I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
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26
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1
Corny
4
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9
#285
How do I feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...
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10
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1
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8
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4
#286
Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.
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15
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3
Corny
9
Groan!
4
#290
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.
Funny
10
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3
Corny
5
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