Great Dad Jokes

The sitcom about airplanes never took off, because the pilot was terrible.
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn". Stupid firemen...
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row. He exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday, I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How do I feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...
Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.
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