Great Dad Jokes

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "y'know, one would have been enough..."

I think I'm going to quit my job and to clean mirrors for a living. It's something I can see myself doing.

Robber: “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Teller: "Don't you mean history?" Robber: "Don't change the subject!"

What's the temperature inside of a tauntaun? Luke warm.

I'd tell you a plane joke, but it'd just go over your head.

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.

I only let my kids play the intro's to computer games, it's character building.