Great Dad Jokes

Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? He got toad.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't put into words!

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.

Geology rocks, but geography is really where it's at.

My wife said nothing rhymes with "orange". I said, no it doesn't...

My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I've ever met. He's a real smooth operator.