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#64
A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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#83
I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
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#103
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?
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#169
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
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#207
Bullets are really weird because they only do their job after they’re fired.
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#222
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag's a big plus.
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#226
My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
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