Great Dad Jokes

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.

A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

If you send an e-mail to someone in jail, are you allowed to attach a file?

My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.

I just got back from a knife convention. Was great to see all the cutting edge technology!

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion