Great Dad Jokes

My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan. It was like I had never seen herbivore.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Every time I wash my contacts in water my eyes sting horribly. I don't know what to do. If only there was a solution!

My boss says they're going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch that it's gonna be me.

Want to hear my favorite politically incorrect joke? Benjamin Franklin was a great president.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature!