Great Dad Jokes

I complained about my coffee tasting like mud and the barista told me it was fresh ground.

I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.

No matter how many bad choices I make my doctor never gets angry. He has lots of patients.

I've been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament but it's really difficult. Good players are hard to find.

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they are standing.