Great Dad Jokes

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

I hate cliffhangers because

Do backwards poets write inverse?

It's muggy outside, but inside it's burglary.

Dad: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?

So I knocked over a stack of glasses at the optometrist today & everyone turned around. I guess it was a spectacle.

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said "sure, knock yourself out."