Great Dad Jokes

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there!

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you, but, smoking bacon, will cure it.