Great Dad Jokes

There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there!

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.