Great Dad Jokes

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there!

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you, but, smoking bacon, will cure it.

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater