Great Dad Jokes

If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot it's on the right foot.

Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it. I didn't though, she was just putting words in my mouth.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Never trust a fisherman. They're always angling for something.

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal he will be rolling in his grave!

There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"