Great Dad Jokes

What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

Today, when my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?" I burst into tears... It's been so many years and he still doesn't know my actual name.

My drug dealer cracks me up. Seriously, he's not mething around!

If I don't perfect human cloning I won't be able to live with myself!

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

Ever since my wife and I bought a waterbed, we've slowly drifted apart.

I was going to tell a banana joke, but it's not appealing.