Great Dad Jokes

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.

I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.