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What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!
I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.
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