Great Dad Jokes

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.