Great Dad Jokes

My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...

Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.

I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.