Great Dad Jokes

My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.
My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.
I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.
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