Great Dad Jokes

I always make sure to bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.

How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw

Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

Working at a crematorium is a great way to urn a living.

I hear dogs can't work an MRI, but catscan.

People say "icy" is really easy to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

My friend wanted to marry his English teacher when she got out of prison, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.