Great Dad Jokes

I give free math tutoring in algebra & calculus, but not geometry. That's where I draw the line.

The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows

I heard T-Mobile and Sprint are looking to get together. The wedding doesn't sound like much, but I bet the reception is fantastic!

Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!

I was just diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly came out of the purple!

My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and I right.