Great Dad Jokes

Did I already tell my amnesia joke?
If you don't pay your exorcist bills do you get repossessed?
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.
I was trying to come up with jokes about golf, but they were all subpar.
What do you call a row of people picking up mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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