Great Dad Jokes

I love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day!

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He as too far out man.

Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

I thought comedians were jerks until I finally met one. He was a stand up guy!

What do the Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars

I tried to get camping insurance but they turned me down. If my tent gets destroyed I won't be covered!

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They take everything literally.