Great Dad Jokes

The first french fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings? A buck an ear.

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive? Some day my prints will come.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

I've had so many derailments working as a train engineer, it's hard to keep track!

How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.