Great Dad Jokes

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll himself a joint. He's now high on my list of priorities.

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

Sting was kidnapped. The police have no lead!

Tennis players grunt too much when they play. There's no need for all that racket!

Someone stole all the Red Bull from one of the local stores. I don't know how they can sleep at night.

My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much. I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”