Great Dad Jokes

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me. I have to duet alone.

If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.

I googled cigarette lighter and got 11,700,00 matches. Now I don't need the lighter.

My archaeologist friend has been depressed lately. His life is really in ruins.

My blind friend was left by his deaf wife. He didn't see the signs.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.