Great Dad Jokes

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...
Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!
My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
My parents always tell me their world doesn’t revolve around me, so I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.
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