Great Dad Jokes

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
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