Great Dad Jokes

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.
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