Great Dad Jokes

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!

I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.

I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.