Great Dad Jokes

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks, but I saw right through them.
My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I was hiding. Now she won't play Scrabble with me anymore.
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