Great Dad Jokes

A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.

I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.