Great Dad Jokes

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.
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