Great Dad Jokes

I tried to start a group for guys with Erectile Dysfunction, but nobody was up for it.
The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.
Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks, but I saw right through them.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
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