Great Dad Jokes

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.
Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
My wife called me apathetic, like I should care...
Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.
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