Great Dad Jokes

A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks, but I saw right through them.
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