Jokes For Dad

Great Dad Jokes

#287
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
#15
I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
#237
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
#588
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
#1
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
#55
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall, but it was his dumb asphalt.
#224
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
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